Blizzard’s really running out of expansion ideas…
I admit it – I sometimes watch those Major League Gaming tournaments (yes, that’s a thing). There’s something about the manic enthusiasm of the announcers and the cheers of the crowd while two people in sound-isolating booths throw pixelated armies at each other that I find utterly mesmerizing.
Those Eskimo spring breakers really made a mistake when they tossed out that old hat they found…
I heard about Snow Shark the day after I saw the b-movie awesomeness that was Super Shark for the first time. To say I was looking forward to this coming out would be a massive understatement.
Finally, release day arrived and I was at last able to watch this.
I really wish I was still waiting. Continue reading
It seems like there’s been a bit of a lapse in spider-related films. I guess goblin sharks and mutated piranhas are slightly more terrifying than the common spider these days. Arachnoquake attempts to make spiders scary once again. It fails.
There’s a bit of an issue with the name of this film too – sure, there’s an earthquake that’s set before the story picks up, but er…that’s about it. I wanted lava and giant gaping holes on the ground with massive hairy legs coming out. Instead, we got essentially one crack in a road and a few tiny pink spiders – we all know nothing is more threatening than pink. I mean, just look at Mr Blobby. *shudders*
